One of the beautiful things of living here is I meet sailing folks of all walks of life, tonight I met a fellow who had been shipwrecked.... only he, a dog and a sheep made it to shore.....
As time went by, he saddled up to the sheep and the dog started growling and showing teeth .... not good....
Suddenly there is another big blow, another wreck and a beautiful gal is the only one that makes it to shore.... the guy is ecstatic....
As the sun sets he saddles up to the gal and ask if she can take the dog for a walk....... AAARRRGH!