The Burning of the Socks

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The Burning of the Socks

Post by Duncan »

With all the (understandable) concern about the freaky cold snowy, stupid weather lately, I came across this again this morning. Maybe there was a problem with the proper observance of these rituals at the equinox this year?
...They set up a paint tray with some wood and a little fuel to get it started, doffed their socks, placed them in the inferno and broke out an ice-cold case of Budweiser. Having done this, they decreed an end to winter and commenced with activities that were more in line with the newly decreed spring season. Mother Nature, having recognized when she had been outdone, acquiesced and banished the winter weather for the season.
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Post by A30_John »

I'll bet Britton is disappointed that he wasn't invited. He has a perfect set of socks for this ritual. ;-)

I feel sorry for anyone downwind of that fire...
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Post by bcooke »

Those socks have plenty of life still in them...

And I never throw out or burn old clothing. They all make perfectly good epoxy rags.
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