Tales from the boat show
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:19 pm
Like many boats at the newport show, the Hylas 66 was privately owned, on loan to the Hylas dealer for display. The dealer puts the owner up at a nice house in newport, covers all expenses, etc. The owner volunteered to mind the boat for a bit so that the sales staff could grab a bite to eat mid-day. All is normal... mostly "lookie-loo" people wandering around the boat in awe, dreaming of someday.
I don't care HOW hot you are (it really wasn't that warm of a day), that takes some gall!... then this rather large woman manages her way down the companionway. She reaches into the head, casually takes the handheld shower off the wall, casually looks at it, and opens the valve. Water sprays all over herself AND THE NAV STATION!!! Can you believe it? but wait... I jump up and kill the switch for the waterpump and grab some towels to try to contain the mess and wipe down the electronics. I wasn't really mad, I just figured she was a person who didn't know better. I didn't notice that she had made her way into the master stateroom. By the time I looked up she had LAY DOWN ON MY BED, DRIPPING WET!!!