Just in time for spring...
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:36 am
Thank heavens. Martha has been released. Now my spring decorating plans will be able to move forward as hoped. With Easter looming inexorably ahead, I was unsure just what I should do, and how I should decorate my eggs.

Without my mentor, I was just lost and not sure how to proceed. Rudderless for the past several months, I can once again steer a steady course to greatness.
The poor dear, though. 5 months of house arrest at her 163 acre Bedford estate, able to leave only for 48 hours per week for "work", such as starring in her new reality show that will surely highlight her spotless ethics and character for America's youth to emulate.
Fortunately, at least the media ignored her release.

Without my mentor, I was just lost and not sure how to proceed. Rudderless for the past several months, I can once again steer a steady course to greatness.
The poor dear, though. 5 months of house arrest at her 163 acre Bedford estate, able to leave only for 48 hours per week for "work", such as starring in her new reality show that will surely highlight her spotless ethics and character for America's youth to emulate.
Fortunately, at least the media ignored her release.