

1. Skiing is a beautiful sport. It's just you and the mountains, that is until the next brainless snowboarder flies right in front of you with the total disregard for your life and safety; sailing is a beautiful sport. It's just you and the ocean, that is until the next power boater flies right across your course with total disregard for your life and safety.
2. Coming down a steep run with big moguls sends chiles through my spin and my legs begin to comspire mutiny against my brain; coming down a steep wave running with way too much canvases sends chiles through my spin and my arms completely stop coordinating with my brain.
3. Spending hundreds dollars for the right ski equipments from ski shops is not only expected but considered normal as these are "ski" dollars (like monopoly money); spending hundreds dollars for the right equipments at the chandleries is spending, well just boat money.
4. Teaching my wife to ski is the most certain and fastest way to get me in trouble; teaching my wife to sail is, well you know how that is like.
5. Skiing with my kids is to hear "dad, when can we take a break? I need to check my emails. My friends are going to ..." every five minutes; sailing with my kids is to hear "dad, can we turn around now? I need to check my emails. My friends are going to ...".
I am sure you can come up with more parallels. Happy holidays whatever you are doing!